The Compleat Heretic's Porno Photo Album
This page was last modified on 21 April 2012.
For you VILE, FILTHY, DISGUSTING, EVIL PERVERTS who
came here on some sort of keyword search for "kiddie porn":
Your Autonomous System Number has been recorded in my access logs
and may be reported to the appropriate legal authorities for investigation.
Originally, I had intended for this to be a gag page. I was going to use a truly cute photo of myself as a toddler from November 1962 when I was about twenty months old. Amazingly, I remember the incident that led to the photo. My mother was towelling me off after a bath when I decided to play "Catch Me." I ran out of the bathroom, through my room, then through my parent's room, and finally into a small sitting area between our kitchen and the back door. In the sitting area, I climbed up on a rocking chair. As I stood up in the chair, I heard my mother call my name. As I looked back over my shoulder at her, I was stunned by the camera flash as she took my picture. Thus was my naked posterior captured for posterity. The flash-stun is probably why this is my earliest memory.
Unfortunately, I have decided not to use this photo. Call me priggish, but I know that such a photo would inevitably end up circulating among homosexual pedophiles. I do not relish the prospect of some disgusting, perverted North American Man/Boy Love Association (NAMBLA) member masturbating to vile and evil fantasies stimulated by my juvenile image. Judging from the keyword searches used to find this page as indicated by my access logs, my concerns are most well-founded.
As for those of you tempted onto this page by my "see The Compleat Heretic butt-naked" come-on at the bottom of my Personal Photos page or any other link on my site, you can relax as you did not enter this page directly on a suspect keyword search. Even so, you're all very naughty persons for wanting to see my naughty bits!